I've actually got a culinary certificate, used to cook professionally, and still cook nice meals at home, and I don't think I've used a cleaver in 15 years :)

I'd replace that with a Santoku knife. It's actually the knife I use 9/10 times because it's good at nearly everything:

These fans were on a mission!

Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl.

If there's anyone who should be in trouble for taking money at Tennessee, it's Lane Kiffin.

Look, if you've ever been under the tyrannical reign of a high school marching band director who is just really fed up with your shit, you stupid idiots, and who got into this because he genuinely loved music in college and thought he could pass that joy on but now all you scum-sucking assholes can't even nail your…

Good luck trying to find her. AMIRITE?

Don't get me wrong, they have no chance of doing well this year with Richardson but he's a piece they're going to wish they had going forward.

...he or she does not sound worried about his or her identity being revealed:

ya'll are playing small ball here. first All the Sports dip that sprang to mind for me was buffalo chicken dip. Except fuck frank's red hot, go get a better bottle of hotsauce (and not necessarily buffalo) and load it up with a lot of blue cheese in addition to cheddar.

I got the wife a Dutch Oven Monday morning after spending all day Sunday at the Eagles game then at the bar afterwards drinking Busch Lite....

disagree on the dip. queso reins supreme. multi-demensional. add chili to it. add sour cream to it. pour over chips and glob guac on it.

Ironically, he survived by his mother's twelve sisters. (Raysism, 2011)

So I put my hands up, I’m bitchin’ bout calls,

All the posters who keep saying "I don't understand Chromebooks / Chrome OS" clearly have never used one. I purchased the $249 Samsung Chromebook last Christmas for my girlfriend, and we both love it. It boots up in seconds, has long battery life, weighs next to nothing, is impervious to spyware / viruses, and…

That little guy had better be careful.

"Cat. C-A-T-E-I-E-I-O."

Then why, coming out of every break, did they have a chest level close up of a Cowboys cheer-

You can go ahead and check your indignation at the door everybody. I have been stuffing socks full of wads for years and the NCAA has never investigated me.

"The fuck is 9/11?"

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.