Foot-In-Mouth
Foot-In-Mouth
Foot-In-Mouth

Oh please. The refs let both teams play and only called the most egregious illegal contact on receivers. Please remember the face-mask penalty against Bakhtiari that killed a TD drive and made them settle for a field goal—when both Bakhtiari and the defender were grabbing each others' face-masks. It should have been a

dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna BAMA.

Actually, most of the money was spent re-doing the interior decorating as for some reason they couldn't find a competent professional

The Bears were just secretly hoping that giving Cutler such a sweet, sweet deal would kill him.

this is what disappointment looks like...

The USPS has its first obligations to its employee unions, not the public.

Brooke didn't faint. That's just how fucking boring cross country skiing is.

And so is his track suit, obviously.

After I wrote that I knew I should have elaborate haha. I'm surprised we have bed seen the putter from caddy shack put out there yet.

Why is it that discussions about baseball statistics like this are almost always more interesting than the games themselves? ;)

Tarpinian: [Passes out]

Thus why digital money isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

nice tweet by King at the end, a season saver. good for him, he needed that.

I was watching that game live and two thoughts flashed through my head as the interview went on:

Mispronouncing the name of one of the top 5 skaters ever to play the game, whose brother was probably in the top 30, should disqualify any network from covering hockey.

Ran into Target last night to grab some food on the way home. And by food, I mean I box of Kraft Mac-n-cheese (yes, I eat like a toddler.)

ROCKET BOX IS CHEATING

You think you're safe in that box? All cozy and warm? Maybe you stockpiled it with comics and fruit roll-ups. Maybe you posted a DO NOT ENTER sign with a backwards R.
My broom/mop handle say otherwise. FUCK YO BOX!!!

Hold the phone, Smithers: there's an EAST Carolina?