but what is the risk? That they will suck this year? next year? forever?

was the email tom.osbourne@unl.edu?

I am sick and fucking tired of being looked down upon because I refuse to pray at the alter of guacamole...there are 10 dips I would rather have before guacamole and hummus sure as hell isn't one of them. Would you elite dip assholes accept that a dip should be gooey, or cheesy, or spicy, or tasty? Hummus and…

holy shit - do you need a friend?

did he just cab it home?

Deadspin is always interested in a good tip...just the tip though

while I appreciate your desire to remove months, you still got it wrong...that kid is "almost 2"

first off - diving boards and shallow diving...

I do think the issue of who supports football is a valid - most schools around me have dropped drivers ed because the liability was unmanageable.

They literally wrote a TL;DR summary....good insight to capture the internet crowd.

and I would venture that 1,000s if not 10s of 1,000s have died in car accidents.

sorry was "people" not broad enough?

On this day let's all remember true Americans stand diligent against the foreign forces of evil trying to ruin our historic pastimes...and by that I mean letting black people play college football.

Last season showed he has a hard time assessing who controls the bombs when they land.

even worse he said "Nothing personnel, but your a hack"...at least that's how I heard it.

Let me end by saying this and I honestly mean this without malice. It wouldn’t shock me if Jason Whitlock couldn’t get "pussy"

enough about the iPhone 5S already...

i just see a whole bunch of crackers

big balls won't care...small balls won't speak up...you seem to have cracked the code.