I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

White Sox games nearly three degrees warmer than Cubs games, even with all the extra day games the Cubs played.

Charge then passed on to Cobb County taxpayers.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

I would also add: “Don’t make the title of your bulleted list the first bullet in said list.”

When using bullet points, don’t bullet the heading. That’s another tip you should dispense.

Can someone explain to me how the lottery system is worse for taking than the system every other league has? Isn’t it actually better in the sense that the worst record isn’t even guaranteed the #1 pick in the lottery, as they are in other systems?

Only the true messiah would deny his divinity!

your mom was a barbarian general cloaked in the language and political concepts of the past last night

I’m not anti-dog, I’m anti dog shit and piss all over everything. I love dogs but they’re nasty animals and it is indisputable.

I guess brown is a good color for a curly-furred animal that never gets its ass wiped?

I know this smacks of highlight truthering, so I’ll be brief:

“What In The Damn Hell Are We Doing?”

Replace “Scientologist” with “Muslim”, reread the piece and determine if it still sounds reasonable, especially if your argument relies, out of hand, on dismissing a #NotAllMuslims argument. Either judge the person as an individual, or don’t, but don’t cherry pick. I don’t find Scientology to be compelling and their…

Papi Is a national treasure you are fucking insane

No.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Deadspin’s continued hate for Sam Hinkie is one of the weirdest things. I’m a Bulls fan and I would trade the Bulls roster for the Hinkie-built Sixers one in a heartbeat. I think most other fans of mediocre-to-bad teams would say the same.