Who could resist the lure of the superior potassium?

Ah yes, Billy Haisley, the man who has written many things praising Lil B, is here to tell us that hip hop is dead

they’re further evidence of the complete razing of hip-hop’s founding ideology. Where and from whom rap emerged, and what the culture was supposed to mean and value, is almost completely irrelevant now. In place of those values has been the ascent of cold, amoral economic analysis.

Well, on a national level, over 4,000,000 people voted for Trump in California. That’s more than Clinton’s totals in every state except Florida and New York.

Good on `em for supporting Transjordan. That’s an important statement in today’s world.

Obscure to white Americans, perhaps.

I didn’t think the Richmond coaches would let the string of NCAA football gambling scandals hit so close to home. Spiders too? Why?

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

An early FA pitch for Mike Trout

There are multiple retired Rusty Kuntz from major league baseball.

Ever noticed how basically every motherfucker you know has been or is going to Iceland?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

This is so unnecessary. Yeah, Boogie was injured, Buddy Hield.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

Lowry with a seasoned take.

Let me rephrase that: “Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to all the working class African Americans being lumped in with knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country, who have never left the red state they were born in and absolutely do not have the resources to relocate. It’s not the job of California,…

Mr. Simmons, you forgot to add the Trade Machine screen caps and 80s movie references to your post.

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…