Just change the name to Mic & Mic, then the only thing you have to worry about is having a microphone for each host.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

What do we want?!

There’s any easy argument against him...The Falcons lead the league in YAC/R and have more than 2000 yards after catch. He’s completed like 95 passes to RBs.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

LeChaim McGoy

How can you forget “The Human Joystick,” Dante Hall! He had
FIVE kick-off return TDs in one season.

Was Dante Hall fast? I’ll offer Dante Hall.

I wouldn’t count on a teenager suspending himself. His coach should do it, though.

They say eight weeks, but it’ll probably be more like nine weeks and six days.

Go to hell.

It was really great to see all of Brick Squad in attendance for this moment. Too bad they lost to the Pelicans.

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

How does an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era help make the media better?

Stick to soccer, Haisley.

Nah.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

The blur looks like a dong.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)