Worst strike three call of all time? No chance. This was a random call in the middle of an August regular season game. Eric Gregg kept it up for an entire NLCS Game 7.

Neither. I hit Answer, hold the phone squarely in front of my face and start yelling at whoever had the temerity or bad judgment to try and reach me by phone.

I think the game you just invented is called cricket.

Everyone who’s outraged by this article, I hope you enjoyed the Five Guys burger you ate the other night.

For reference, Elon Musk said he could build a colony on Mars for $10 billion.

I’ve been Collin and Sexton. Haven’t heard back.

I have assisted people in applying for U-Visas. Some of what you say is factually incorrect and some of it is misleading. First, being the victim of “simple assault” could be sufficient. The people I have worked with are the victims of domestic violence. Second, the US has approved issuance of 10,000 U-Visas per year.…

So this guy is on the run? That must make him the Shah of Iran.

I believe they call that a Unibourows.

“They had to completely retool the offense in order to adapt to Jackson’s skill set,”

Still a million times better than any college basketball game.

See, here’s where I got annoyed with the comparisons. Doncic was also a trash defender who has questions about his athleticism and ability to translate parts of his game to the more athletic NBA. And I don’t think he has the quickness or strength to play the 1-4 effectively, though certainly with his height he has a…

I know it wasn’t your intent here, but critiques like the following annoyed me so much in the lead up to and aftermath of the draft:

You know this is a video game since it wasn’t the Falcons that choked.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

Hmm and that helped me remember Felix Fermin. So thank you.

The one thing that I have trouble separating is that PFT is far from the only employee that separates what they themselves do from other bad behavior on the blog that they work at. There are several allegations that have come out in the not-to-distant past about current or former Deadspin employees. To my knowledge,…

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

I wrote an essay about Rico Brogna for the website Pitchers And Poets when people wrote essays for websites with names like Pitchers And Poets about Rico Brogna and his mom left a nice comment on it. That’s always made me happy: http://pitchersandpoets.com/2011/05/16/rico-brogna-disappears-by-david-roth/

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