Yanny.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

I don’t have anything to add, but I like commenting on Deadspin.

If I have to read one more dumb column about the mediocre Wizards, an almost non-existent fan base or the possibility of a once great, now a shell of himself former MVP going to said mediocre team, I will go Bobby Portis on Chris Thompson or Albert Burneko or most likely both. All this while they laughed at the…

This is a fair point. Atlanta doesn’t have much for visitors, but its a great place to live.

Well, a suburb of Atlanta.

so close to becoming an asshole

That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

He’s black.

Looking forward to placing an order for some Big Baltic Brand sneakers.

So, more like Jahlil Okathree?

You guys don’t get to be on the sixers side now. You will forever be on the wrong side of history.

“This isn’t the me I want to die on,” said Jemele.

Deadspin has a very similar background to barstool that these articles refuse to acknowledge. There are certainly some instances where barstool has continued to be pretty borderline on content, bringing up pieces written 3-5 years ago is pretty disingenuous when deadspin has plenty of that in their history. While you…

Beat him? I barely Schrohim!

Tanking is good. Stupid fans and sportswriters who want their teams to hang onto the Thaddeus Youngs of the world are bad.

Also, the scouting is garbage. Dak Prescott was the Cowboys’ third choice on their QB draft board behind such gems as Connor Cook. Though NFL offenses have spread out a little bit, they’re still looking for dudes that look like Drew Bledsoe. Meanwhile, you have chicken-armed qbs like Alex Smith ripping teams apart…

Didn’t Camden Yards usher in a period of shorter walls for most stadiums?

I’ll be raven mad if the Commission doesn’t quickly hire some legal eagles to hatch a plan to end this little flap before it becomes a full-fledged scandal. Swift action is a cardinal rule of crisis management.