Truly phascinating stuph

This is the dumbest shit I have ever read on any Gawker/Kinja/whatever you call yourselves nowadays website. I have been jailbreaking my iPhones for 10 years mainly for night mode, and yes, it is much easier on my eyes. Everything should have a night mode theme included by default.

Britton is obviously from Gwinnett County, Georgia

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

Also, since the point of the merging lane is to allow merging traffic to speed up to the flow of the traffic, when you are merging onto the interstate, don’t slow down.

Taylor Coppenrath and TJ Sorrentine

Glad he landed on his feet after selling his car wash to Walter White

More like Shaquille O’Meal

Cricket is an underrated contender for the nut shot king of team sports. You never quite know which way that ball is going to bounce.

Whenever they get around to closing down Country Kitchen Buffet

I can’t remember the last time I went to a grocery store and DIDN’T use self checkout.

Joke’s on them, now they will have dubai new shoes.

I’m glad the Spanish police were so meticulous. It looks like they managed to arrest yerevan involved.

How in the world does this hypothetical commentator ass kicking not involve Reggie Miller? 

Sure, but the salary floor and the revenue split are basically the same thing, which is why Burneko’s point is dumb. The cap and max salary are not the problem; the split in basketball revenue is the problem. Keep the cap and max, make it an 80/20 split in favor of the players, and almost everyone gets paid what they…

Of course you could do away with the cap and max salary entirely and go to a system like baseball, which *checks notes* uh, results in a revenue split between owners and players that is at best the same, and at worst significantly worse, for the players. Whoops!

Is that a Barstool tweet I see embedded in a Deadspin blog post? So nice to see the country unifying as the election approaches.

Some of these players are not butt, which makes this blog butt.

The Hawks are red and volt green, which means your dick is bleeding AND radioactive.

Of course there will be future Devin Hesters and Dante Halls. As long as there are fast guys who can’t catch the ball or cover they will exist.