I expect Mexico City’s park will be pretty pitcher friendly with its 50 foot walls and all.

And that’s my point. “It’s just a dog, man.” Fuck your 40-pound shit machine. I’ll throw rocks at you and your dog.

You make a lot of presumptions here (many of which are incorrect) and I can say this to all of them: Fuck that. I don’t care about your dog or it’s exercise/pooping regimen, keep it to yourself. My yard isn’t your dog park. You may be OK with dogs running around your business, but not everyone is. Dog owners need to…

“He’s the dick.”

In Miami’s defense, it’s really tough to find a herpetologist on such short notice.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Damn, Daniel.

Murderers row? It’s not like they hired Craig James.

This has been an ongoing twitter feed for over five years!

Donald Trump: They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.

I’d posit that the definition of “right” with the Spurs is based on the actual merits of basketball success - ball movement, spacing, unselfishness, etc. whereas the Cards definition is based more in moral piousness.

Please stop using the work dank. Thank you.

Come on now, Houston. Don’t you wish you had another ring? I know I do.

The NBA is, and will forever be a better product than college basketball and I will fight any of you jabronis who disagrees with me.

I went to read something of yours at GQ and this is the ad they served up:

Except that Presti was in the position to draft Durant and Westbrook for the Sonics, and then Harden for the Thunder, because of tanking by saying goodbye to Ray Allen and Rashard Lewis.

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

Holy fucking shit that dude still has Christmas lights up lol.

Larry Fitzgerald’s long TD before Santonio Holmes’s miracle catch in SB43.

This list shows serious disrespect to wins no. 69, 420, and 666