At least he has his shaving empire to fall back on!

I thought a Kia Nurse was who the Clippers hired when Blake Griffin got injured.

That’s badass.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

Bit of a risk for Houston. The only way Lawson fits there is if he can first admit that he has a problem.

Wilson, Pulsipher, Isringhausen.

I”ll just leave this here. Thunder Dan!

It’s not much consolation for the Redblacks, who are getting slaughtered.

Should Donovan McNabb have been driving while under the influence of an alcoholic substance? What do you think?

I thought White Heritage Night was canceled? Confused because trying to convince everyone you’re not racist would seem like a central part of White Heritage Night.

There’s the Jewish angle here, from Stein’s particular perspective. I’ve seen it a few other places on the Interwebs since this Lebron/Blatt drama first became a thing late last year, with David Roth being but one Jewish guy who’s also mentioned it. Basically, there’s a certain feeling among some Jewish sportswriters…

Desmond’s only real error is his failure to realize that if he simply changed his uniform number to 22, he would likely have the highest-selling baseball jersey in the history of South Africa.

“These Cubans, how many times do they have to defect during the games?”- Emmitt Smith

Who lives in the paint area under the rim?

Absolutely disgusting. The NBA and ABC should be ashamed for exposing their audience to that disgusting, pitiful, wrinkled excuse for a penis, and on national television no less. But enough about Joey Crawford, lets talk about this LeBron thing too.

Proving once again that horse racing doesn’t have many stars, just a bunch of “glue guys”.

I have some hands signed by Moises Alou.

Before Madonna hit the scene, entertainment superstars were difficult to deal with and childishly demanding. However, Madonna set a standard for quiet, humble professionalism that changed the complexion of the music, film, and sports world, as performers tried to adopt a more likable, “post-Madonna” persona.

What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.