Well, fuck. Hopefully the real wreck goes better.

Dre.

Harry the Hawk is coming to find you.

A Hawks article on Deadspin is about as rare as finding 2 Chainz at a Library. #TruToAtlanta

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

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TMQ folds its tent and steals off into BIG INTELLECT. As usual, I recommend you talk to everyone you know about why football is evil. Take long walks, especially on 4th down. Attend junior college football games of any division, if only to see what real hard work looks like. Appreciate the beauty of scantily-clad…

Glad to see Scooter taking this in stride, but it would have been a lot more fitting if he had moped.

Killa Kill is 40? Dang. Been rocking with him since he was on Madden. Happy Birthday.

You’re a lifelong Ravens fan? How old are you?

It will also work if your name is Dr. West Friendship.

Stick to sports Jeff. Why do you need to shove golf down our throat? Can we go back to talking about discrimination?

He doesn’t have to prove that strain caused it, pursuant to the tort doctrine of res ipsa lockerter.

Fuck Jim Leyritz.

Idiots! That's California!

I think you probably have a little exposure bias going on. Most people I've met think that autism is NBD because most of the autistic people you can actually meet in life are on the mild-to-moderate end of the spectrum. People with severe forms of it are more often confined to their homes, hospitals, state facilities…

I've seen these Riis photos a hundred times, but never realized until now that he'd captured the first TruckNutz.