And probably the only ejaculations he's still capable of.

No no no.. this is the best vine ever.

Coughlin is that high because of the league's sponsorship agreement with Life Alert.

your kinja handle is genius!! hahahahaha

At least Ben Shelly beat this guy.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

Wrong. I am Indian (from India), and I hate having to refer to myself as East Indian because everyone assumes I am Native American. Having spoken to some Arikara Indians in Badlands and many others in California, I can guarantee you they like to be called "Indian". When I asked several of these Native American why…

LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

stoooop, randy moss? gronk? hernandez? troy brown? welker? i mean this whole brady has never had help thing is getting ridiculous there were tons of seasons where people said peyton was throwing to nobodies too but we forget that now

The authorities really need to get that old, fat, shitty, lazy, probably half-senile bear back where he belongs, the Sunday NFL Countdown desk.

"Yup...these are my overlords."

Is Joe Flacco a Elite QB?

Whoever designed that thing did a tankless job.

It's pretty obvious that the two teams didn't really want to brawl, but after the first two guys started it, they were obligated to Tagalog.

Would I see Peyton Manning—who put his naked ass on a female trainer's face while in college—shouting out a stupid meme? No, I'd see him doing something worse.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

This isn't as bad a move as the Cavs GM that once thought that Danny Ferry "had a little talent in him" before the 1990 NBA Draft.

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

Is Joe Flaco a Elite qb?