The NFL fining its halftime acts could be a slippery slope, especially if M.I.A. manages to take it to da house.

For once I wish Harbaugh wouldn't take every opportunity to shame another coach. Andy Reid is doing the best that he can.

Let's be honest, 70% of ownership groups in america could have their stadium funding rejected and no one would notice, except the crime rate would go up. THESE GUYS ARE ANIMALS

Still, A. Chu is nothing to sneeze at!!

'yeah i decked her, so suomi.'

It's too bad he didn't do this while the replacement guards were in charge, or they would have called offsetting penalties and let him walk out of the prison.

So I tried this thing out, and... um... what kind of submissions do you guys take to the tips@deadspin.com address?

Well, you know the saying: if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then it's probably a serial rapist.

OH FUCK YOU

In Wisconsin they refer to this as the margarine of error.

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

He probably just saw his reflection.

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

e. Saw American Hustle. Then I wrote one of my columns for which they're paying me millions of dollars.

NFL Scout: "Your name reminds me of the affair Bill Clinton had with Monica Lewinsky"

"Zero."

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

You'd think a fun guy like him would be way into talkin' about smoothies.

Sorry Kev, "Motherfucking" is already taken.