I smell a conspiracy because that bird been gauzy.

At least half of the names following Michael Vick are not NFL quarterbacks if not for Vick. He revolutionized the quarterback position, and thus revolutionized NFL offenses and offensive play calling. If Vick were drafted in this era of the NFL, say by Chip Kelly and the Eagles, he could have been well on his way to…

I was completely unaware that there is a douchebag mediocre musician with the same name as a utility player for the Orioles from the early 1990s.

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oh shit! Darren Sharperrrr...one of da hardest rapin' players in da league!

and half (?) of the Philippines

well you're no fun...

What a stupid question. If Kelly were interested in intentionally calling shitty plays, he'd have signed Najeh Davenport by now.

[chirp]

The 2033 survey was also very revealing when everyone answered the phone, "Ni hao."

Nichols: Lenny Cooke, who tragically died..

German, eh? I would thought he was from Alabama after seeing him hit Cousins' genitals that hard.

How is watching Curry like watching college basketball? Unlike NCAA players, Curry actually makes shots. Seriously, NCAA scoring levels are at like all-time lows but your favorite player is a high-volume scorer, and your rationale is because he reminds you of the college game? I don't get it.

Your younger self was wrong about one thing, Drew. Doughboy is an awesome nickname.

I believe coach when he said he didn't get violent. He's always been a proponent of turning the other him.

No, it isn't. Atlanta has a very large and vibrant gay community. Did you just get that opinion off of a NY bagel made with special water?

And I think here the message is twice as powerful because it's delivered by the controversial Notre Dame mascot.

Carpenter: [gets nailed]