He's good because he practices a lot. At the zoo, he plays with a bison daily.

Not to brag but that was me at work.

Meanwhile, the Yankees left 25 of their highest paid players off of their playoff roster.

"I declared on the first date, I said, 'My job is my first priority. You will never be more important than my job for me."'

Jeez, this is unbelievably sadistic. Not only did he kidnap Hoes' family, but Ludacris also separated them?

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttocks.

"Only about 200 years too late."
-Braves vs. Nationals

This kind of thing only happens at Ravens games when someone whistles "Farmer in the Dell"

The Hawks also have horrible, penny-pinching management that is evidenced in everything from their roster to marketing department. The only thing that Spirit Group really cares about is the revenues from non-sporting events at Philips Arena, they just can't contractually separate themselves from owning both. I mean,…

Emmitt Smith's Lock of the Week, in its first week, is already my favorite part of any Jambaroo ever. So happy that you added this feature.

It's so weird to me that there's a whole city of people (in their 30s or older) for whom this is a painful memory.

Meh

I think the sign means, "Please sit down while cooking blue-tinted crystal meth".

1) You're a slow walker. No offense.

Nice cock block.

TMZ says the sag in Woods's house is limited to the dining room area.

[has a strong attachment to Kobe]

His speech was interrupted briefly when he was hired by the San Diego Chargers.

Why he's right, His brother killed a breed of dog that is violent & got two years in prison. A man hunted down & confronted a 17 year old child shot and killed him and walked. You are equating the life of a human to that of a dog. Fuck you.

One group that is excited about having Aboushi on board is the Jets' catering staff.