Fruit Basket?? Only if it is deep fried fruit..

At least he's letting them age more before sampling.

Pippen Longstomping?

Look how he slashes, cuts & guns it. Somebody sign this kid!

Anyone else fucking sick of GEICO's viral marketing?

Jim. Mora. Junior.

The manager is just driving a himself between the players and the statisticians.

Great point, I never thought of it that way

"They'd need DNA to find out who it was when I got through with him."

David Pubins was long destined to become an expert on the physical evidence of sexual crimes.

Thin Mints can piss off.

because wearing that shirt isn't going to magically turn you into a lustful cookie monster.

Great, now Teo is going to have to face the media barrage about where in the world his girlfriend Carmen is.

BBC: Nothing like this has ever happened in Boston before!

Yeah, but when they remake the film for today's market, he'll need to be a North Korean atheist hacker.

Given how prevalent PED's were back then how could they keep track of all the stumpys?

Didn't poop on his balls, don't care.

Pictured: Two cops hugging.

Are we sure Holbrook didn't throw Greinke out