not nearly as bad as when the Chiefs GM jokingly sent Romeo Crennel a parking lot cleanup bill.

Meanwhile, The Upton Brothers won Atlanta tonight. Sorry, NCAA. Thanks for playing.

Of course, the best way to get worked up over click-bating is by calling 1-900-Khoisan.

Foot, no question. It's hideable and can be replaced with a blade foot, leaving your hands free to hold a gun and shoot your girlfriend who is hiding from you in the bathroom.

At the end there, she reminded me of her dad, Al.

Pete Gaines: dick. Chipper Jones: dick. Deadspin: Publish those pics!

In reference to the new technology, the U.S. coach coincidentally summed up most of the country's sentiments about soccer:

Well, that's completely unfair. Women will sprint towards anything when they hear it's 50% off.

He's damn good, to be sure, but I'd probably be pretty good too if sports revolved around my whole life.

Lemme sing it again, we'll be takin'

Approves of Rachel Nichols' ass.

Despite the bad luck, Davis rightly decided against playing the remainder of the match in Protestant.

In a related story, Goatse has created a wrestling card for Sean "X-Pac" Waltman.

WHO WANTS TO SEX ROLANDO?

Cunt is so underseeded you'd think a nun made this bracket.

Dick and taint are predictably close so far.