If LeBron never went back to Cleveland we would be talking about Kyrie Irving exactly the same way that we talk about Melo.

I bought this. It doesn’t work. Use hot water and a brush. Lodge sells one and it works 100x better than this chain mail nonsense.

I bought this. It doesn’t work. Use hot water and a brush. Lodge sells one and it works 100x better than this chain…

Why did the teenage girl rats cross the road?

If you need more than 2 you need to quit eating whatever the hell it is you’re eating.

Sonny Bono

Blount should reconsider, if only because of the outside chance he might run into Richard Spencer while in Washington.

Nah, this article is about the Bucks’ young star. Crapdangit plays for the Knicks.

Joke’s on the Republicans, who were so scared of having to look at de cock in the women’s restroom, and yet we still end up going to Luke DeCock for our HB2 updates.

The Jermaine Kearse catch of this Super Bowl.

“I may have to wear some kind of arm diaper under this thing”

With that kind of language you can bet the Hawks won’t be calling you back to sing the national anthem any time soon my good sir.

Go Falcons.

“He admitted that he wasn’t a political expert”

He had no thyme for that reporter’s stupid question.

That reminds me: Teen Wolf and Boogie Nights were movies. Please stand by as I write 5,000 words about how your post is similar to them.

Ludacris had sex with his girl in the Georgia Dome on the 50 yard line where the Dirty Birds kick for 3, which is easily more important than anything that has ever happened at Lambeau Field.

This list was, if anything, overexplained.

The reason the NFL sucks now is because a) the rules have changed to favor passing, which makes the quarterback much more important than it used to be, but b) too many of the highly drafted or promising quarterbacks drafted in recent years have either been outright busts (Bortles, Gabbert, Manuel, probably Goff and…

Hinkie screwed up most of his draft picks other than Embiid, which kinda torpedoed his strategy. (Imagine that team with Porzingis at power forward.) But at some point the aforementioned sportswriters will have to admit that tanking will have made the Sixers a lot more competitive than continuing to win 40-45 games a…

Looks like Lil’ Yachty has a new all-time favorite Deadspin article.