Because white people.

“Because eventually, you’re gonna be the guy being dragged off the plane. And that man by the window will not help you. And then the plane will crash.”

Since the NFL MVP is basically the Heisman at this point you’re probably right. But if the point is still to reward the best player in the league, it wouldn’t make a lot of sense to give the MVP to the 4th best player on his own offense.

Trust the Process(ing of remotely hosted 720p video)

Hate this day.

Much better (i.e. kicker-free) dramatic NFL tiebreaker idea: soccer penalty kick style Hail Marys. Each team alternates throwing Hail Marys from the 50 until someone completes one. And if they want to do the whole “complete it short and throw a million laterals hoping to get to the end zone” thing they can do that…

Is Dante Hall not little enough for this list or something? That guy was amazing.

Winter Storm Richard

His pee was So Far Gone down the drain by the time he told the AD, but even though he was nice enough to Take Care to clean the bathtub, Nothing Was The Same after he let her know his horrible secret.

Except for Uncle Rouglas.

On the bright side for Melo, if recent history is any indication, as a rich guy in New York who has a problem with the Brothers, he should get elected President soon.

Robots need a place to store grain too.

“there still hasn’t been a class of English stars to replace the nearly-gone generation of Lampard, Gerrard, Ferdinand, Terry, and Rooney.”

“2014 AFC Finalist”

“Potential subscribers are dropping cable altogether, trading down to smaller packages, subscribing to services like Sling TV and PlayStation Vue, or streaming illegally. “

FWIW in 2011 he struggled with a wrist injury all year, which is why he hit so poorly.

Personally I think she owes everyone involved a SaoPaulogy.

10 crack commandments

One of Deadspin’s central arguments against tanking is that it is an “anti-fan” strategy. They have used that phrase or something similar multiple times. I think an entire arena disagreeing with them in unison is pretty convincing evidence that tanking isn’t “anti-fan”, no?

I’m not a Philly fan, but I did see an entire arena full of Philly fans chanting “Trust the Process” tonight on ESPN...