Wow, people sure do have a lot of excuses for fans not coming out to support a good-but-not-great team when those fans are not from Atlanta.

Bashaud Breeland is not a rookie.

Is it Visanthe Shiancoe’s penis?

Nice.

Sure, but accelerating that natural process is going to suck big time for humans in the near future, which is why people are concerned about it.

You can’t blame the Dodgers for guantanamo stable presence in their outfield.

“Brady clearly loves Donald Trump because Trump invited him to some stupid golf party once and then complimented his wife’s ass.”

The striking thing is the complete logical inconsistency between what he says about Carey and what he says about Simms. If firing Carey is justified because the viewing public isn’t patient enough to let Carey grow into a good broadcaster, how is keeping Simms around at all justifiable? The viewing public lost…

By this logic Phil Simms should have been Old Yeller’d years ago. And yet...

You’d have to smoke a lotta K2 to come up with a plan this crazy.

I was in kindergarten in 1991 in Georgia and I remember something vaguely similar. Although I don’t remember this song quite so well because I was too busy singing “You know what, kick your butt, all the way to Pizza Hut” to the tune of “We Will Rock You.”

“White people”, not “Americans.”

Seems like the guy on the left was pretty dangerous. Whoever caught him deserves some kind of award.

At least he said “thank you.”

His brother Scott was a pretty good punter back in the day though.

The NFL’s answer to Najeh Davenport is probably vacuum-sealed laundry hampers.

It isn’t his fault he got his account hacked by PFTCommenter.

Neither. Please familiarize yourself with Outkast immediately.

If you let a rule change stay for a while it just results in adaptation which may very well make the league better. When the NBA banned hand checking it directly resulted in a shift to a more fast-paced, guard-oriented league that has given us the likes of Stephen Curry and Russell Westbrook and phased out plodding…