Next time, to make it easier on her, he should come dressed as Clark the Cub.

One of the most hardest rapin’ safeties in the league!

“Congratulations, Wyade!”

Does that then make Mike Pence Kif?

He won a superbowl.

More like Adrian Parabola, amirite? *gets volleyball spiked in the face*

Definitely wouldn’t want to cuddle this one:

There’s always the next game!

“Surjeet Bassi” is not a Muslim name. That guy is most likely Sikh or Hindu by religious affiliation. So not only is the dealership racist but, like many racist Americans, they can’t even racism properly.

Nah, they will show up and say that becoming a championship team in 2021 or whatever still doesn’t justify intentionally being terrible for 5 years. Which is a valid opinion for a fan to have, but also an opinion that exactly zero Sixers fans will share, because Deadspin staffers value 45-win non-contending NBA…

You’re not wrong. As a Braves fan, appearing in Cardinal Numbers on Deadspin is pretty much the highlight of this season.

It’s understandable that Cousins would be a little crusty when asked about Papagiannis, but on the bright side he’s only a couple of years away from making some big cheese in free agency.

Drew and Will might be the two whitest people on the planet. This crowd makes a Trump rally look like the Opening Ceremonies at the Olympics.

Small adult sons?

Always masturbation truthers

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The very last hurdle, though mostly symbolic, was the overturning of New York State’s 21-year-old ban on mixed marital arts in March.

For a team like OKC, when measuring their TV viewership, would it make more sense to use the state’s population as their market rather than the metro area of the city? I would imagine they have plenty of fans in places like Stillwater and Tulsa as well as the OKC metro area, given that they are the state’s only pro…

Stupid ass Lonnie Smith getting deked out by Chuck Knoblauch in the 1991 World Series. I had just turned 5 and still managed to understand that he fucked up big time.

I figure most people my age (29) would say the Gulf War, and that’s one of my first memories, but I think I remember Ross Perot’s whiny, nasally voice at the 1992 Presidential debates better.