Counterpoint: B, you’re the dick. Nobody has to be OK with your dog on their property, and just because you pick up your dogshit and leave only a small dogshit residue stain on someone else’s lawn doesn’t make you Gandhi. Cross the damn street.

This recurring feature really needs a selected BFIB quote to go with each post.

I guess it’s not too surprising that Reverse Barney hates everyone.

It’s easy to avoid tanking when you convince a terrible team to hand you an unprotected first round pick. That Brooklyn pick is more than just a market inefficiency; it’s an anomaly that occurs rarely enough that it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to plan a team-building strategy around it. All those other picks…

Has anything good ever come out of Alaska other than bears?

Marcus Smart? Over (insert like 8 other guards from these four teams here)?

We can always remember the one shining moment of Water Pistol Pete Jr.’s ESPN tenure.

No soundtrack could have brought out the enormity of the moment of Ricky Davis gunning for a triple double quite like Korki Buchek.

It’s not Teague’s fault that the ghost of Mike Woodson possessed Mike Budenholzer when he was drawing up that shit volcano of a play.

Will there also be a sequel to Inrearendence Day?

How else were they supposed to pull off the Chapman University Helen Keller musical?

The Wolves may not have polish, but the Wizards do and it hasn’t gotten them anywhere.

Ouch. That should make his motorcycle rides much more painful.

It’s possible Beltre gets dinged a little because of the perception that he underachieved early in his career, turned it on for his contract year, and then regressed again. Fair or not, sometimes it’s hard to shake those perceptions off. It also might help Chipper’s case that he is a switch hitter. But you make a good…

Donald Audette

Joe Johnson’s departure and Mike Budenholzer’s arrival had a lot more to do with the Hawks developing a fun, wide open offense than Josh Smith’s departure.

The NFL still uses Windows 8?

Sandoval can take comfort in all the broads he has in Atlanta.

People claim that who a) want to watch white guys play and b) think the mostly black guys in the NBA are lazy and overpaid. That’s pretty much it.

Wow, C. Everett Koop really swindled a lot of picks out of the Rams in that trade.