I am not even a Kobe fan, but any stat that says Steve Francis was better than him in 2001 needs to be permanently banished from the stat universe.

If the Braves don’t match the Hawks’ win total that would be HILARIOUS.

Deadspin would say yes, but no, it’s not.

There’s something wrong with the video. I can only see half of Bartolo Colon.

The worst color scheme in pro sports is easily the Cleveland Browns. The only pro sports team that actively attempts to look like diarrhea.

Shouldn’t Saturn be the one named Grundletown, as it is located between Uranus and the big ball of the solar system?

As a Braves fan, I apologize to Deadspin for this horrible team’s inability to beat the Cardinals even once.

If the ‘96 Bulls (or any other pre-rule change team) had a full offseason to focus on 3 point shooting skills, with the knowledge that they would be playing under today’s rules, they would probably shoot a lot better than 33%.

No city where it snows in April should be anywhere near the top of this list.

Hi. I’m vegetarian. I am convinced the biggest reason y’all white people can’t eat without meat so much is because a) your fake meat tastes like absolute shit and b) you don’t know how to cook vegetables.

Walmart: Expect more, pay less.

I was raised to wipe while sitting down. Being the child prodigy that I was, I realized at about age 9 how much more obviously superior it is to stand and wipe. Never looked back since.

How nice of him to take us all into his Biergarten of Earthly Delights.

Makes perfect sense that he would retire because he’s concerned about his Abdullah oblongata.

Coming with more hits than the Braves and the Yankees

If only he strapped on his wingsuit and flew across the Atlantic Ocean and tackled the bomber before he pressed the button like a REAL president would have done.

Deal is already in his second term.

It’s basically baseball with no foul territory, two bases, and one inning of 10 outs instead of 9 innings of 3 outs. Some versions like ODI and T20 also have what you might call a pitch count, except for the entire inning and not just for a single “pitcher”.

Has Chukwudiebere Maduabum ever made the tournament?