“Make every shot of meldonium... a PowerShot.”

More like Asa Canttakechargeswell

Sure, the corrupt officials may have taken the money, but Kenya really blame them?

“Finally it’s Aubrey’s turn to get burned!”

At least he didn’t bring back Clippy.

Maybe then try an Indian Sandwich instead?

I don’t hate the Warriors, but I do hate that they have turned this into one of the least suspenseful NBA seasons in recent memory, even though the league’s talent level is great and there haven’t been a ton of high profile injuries like last year.

If they only wanted to remove 80% of the human solid waste from the water, they should have held the events in Kazakhstan.

1. Take the $100 million

Underdog spends a little more time on his Photoshops when he has express instructions to put that on a T-shirt.

Kill you with bananas? You mean like this?

Then penalize the other team when they get the ball.

Or, to simplify things for the Andy Reids of the world, they could just assess the remaining yardage on the ensuing kickoff after the touchdown or field goal.

Shocking that Dr. Ellenbogen could elbow his way past Drs. Kopf, Nacken, and Ruckenmark to head that committee.

Zaza has only been there half a season and he has already built a hotel?

Triple score?

Correct. And Cobb County is a tea party/anti-tax stronghold; it’s not like they sneaked that one past a population that is receptive to higher taxes. The people knew what was coming, knew they wouldn’t like it and still couldn’t stop it.

Will the reanimated corpses the Panthers will start at corner other than Josh Norman be able to cover their own asses let alone the Seattle receivers who have been lighting up secondaries for the past month and a half?

Another important point: your odds of winning money playing FanDuel or DraftKings are exponentially higher than your odds of winning money playing the lottery. Take note, attorneys general of America.

“Seriously, enough with the damn fat jokes.”