Kings @ Bulls

He shot that so fast it looked like it was fired out of a Muscat.

There’s probably a Deadspin post to be done on how many influential NFL people on Twitter retweet that drunk quack every Sunday.

Abramowitz is such a perfect antidote to Nantz and Simms.

Wilbon went to Northwestern, so your insufferability requirement is satisfied.

All things considered if Reggie Evans is the person Reggie Evans is grabbing you should probably consider it a victory. Just ask Chris Kaman.

These Yahoo Fantasy Football players should be more enraged that they play in leagues that use kickers.

Josh Smith and “an unnamed Clippers coach”

Ha! The Falcons actually lost xxiv-xxi. What a blooper.

Covered.

I didn’t do well in physics but I make Thai noodles all the time and this works for me and doesn’t screw up anything else in my freezer.

Boil a pot of water, put noodles in when boiling, remove pot after a couple of minutes and stick it in the freezer, take the pot out of the freezer after like 10 minutes or so.

LOL. But to be honest MARTA is not so bad as far as cleanliness goes even though it gets a bad rap at times in this city.

I was visiting NYC a few years ago. Was in the Times Square station at about 4 AM. The platform was empty except for me, one other guy who had just gotten out of the train, and a guy on the other end of the platform who was butt ass naked and pooping on to the tracks. More funny than gross but certainly both.

Ray Farmer better be careful; if he keeps standing outside the Browns facility holding a cardboard sign, Jimmy Haslam might make him general manager.

Why was the Rollerpooper rollerblading in shorts if it was freezing outside? Why is there a line of 15 people waiting to buy ice cream if it is so cold? I call BS on that story.

They still have lists, and they work fine on Tweetbot.

I look forward to the upcoming post on j.school telling us all how the cop did nothing wrong and this incident illustrates why RG3 isn’t a starting caliber quarterback.

Just as Bruce Willis was the unbreakable opposite to Samuel L. Jackson, this man is the white opposite to YouTube user eatdatpussy445.

He must have learned from Rodney “Quills” Dinkins.