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FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler
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Haha. Whoops.

While we are connecting Corey Jones to football, may be worth mentioning he is Anquan Boldin’s cousin.

The end of the 1992 World Series. I was the saddest 6 year old Braves fan.

All the whining every time some network puts a female commentator on a men’s sport sounds even more stupid once you listen to five minutes of Phil Simms’ complete cluelessness.

As someone who bought a TV recently, if you buy your HDMI cables in the store instead of ebay or amazon, you are getting ripped off. Guaranteed.

If y’all wanted a former Brave as an example of a crafty pitcher with mediocre stuff, Tom Glavine would have been the better example. Maddux’s cutter in his prime was second only to Rivera’s.

But the organization believed that their period of suck was part of a bigger plan that would eventually pay off and make them suck less.”

I like how he repeatedly readjusts his hair, as if the fighting could possibly make it look any worse.

They should have pooch punted instead of trying the last FG attempt in regulation and pinned Baltimore deep in their own territory with no timeouts. Teams down by 3 typically don’t play to win in that situation; they play to tie. If they had hit that field goal, going up by 6 would have only caused Baltimore to be

If you stick to playing 50/50s and multipliers, you can reasonably expect to make (small amounts of) money if you are half-decent at season-long fantasy football. If you enter a tournament-style contest with 100,000 entries where the top 10% get paid and you really expect to win that million bucks, you just might be

As great as this comment is, it’s even better that the top 2 replies are a self-proclaimed master lip reader and someone claiming that replying to your comment is putting him in danger.

So I have a question. I understand the hatred for the endless over-advertising and over-exposure, and I also think using colleges athletes’ images without their permission is scummy. But what exactly is Deadspin’s motivation behind being so anti-DFS in general? Are y’all against sports betting in general or just

And coincidentally he has the same hot summer takes as Kyle.

This is the whitest article this website has ever posted.

From a journalism standpoint I get what you are saying. From the standpoint of a guy who reads fantasy sports articles and plays DFS on multiple sites, it makes zero difference to me that he is sponsored by DraftKings. The DFS advice he gives is just about as applicable on Fanduel and Yahoo, seeing as how the relative

The double chin really upholds the integrity of his first chin.

And here I thought Nadir Barnwell was just the worst of Grantland’s NFL coverage.

Seeing as how Andrew Brandt has been reporting on this topic for ESPN, the logical answer is a ham sandwich.

Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

I used to think this. Then one day I drove by a pulled-over cop with his lights on at normal speed and got pulled over by ANOTHER cop, who was hiding and watching the whole scene, for violating Georgia’s diabolical Move-Over Law. Now I slow down like a fucking moron every time I see a cop pulled over with his lights