“There are no zoning laws. You can build a titty bar inside an elementary school.”

Let’s Remember Some Guys

This is what we get after politely applauding your national anthems at Philips Arena? SMH

I had a LaTroy Hawkins card (a rookie or futures card or something) in my first pack of baseball cards. I was like 6. I remember him specifically because I thought his name was cool. I’m about to turn 29. How the fuck is this guy still in the league?

“Eat a big butthole, Canada, and wash it down with a bag of milk.”

Rafael Belliard. Dude hit a home run twice.

Wally Joyner

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.

Will they post his water bill?

If only there was a fitting expression to describe a postal worker becoming violently angry.

I’m in love with the camel toe-toe

Shawn Marion and Kendrick Perkins = Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

It is 1:31 PM Pacific Time. Don’t know where they got 8:02 from.

Eh, that’s kind of a myth, at least when applied to sports other than hockey. At least if you look at attendance figures, Atlanta fans give about as much of a shit as fans in those cities do. Good teams draw a lot of fan interest and bad teams don’t. Hence the empty arenas for the Cavs (without LeBron) and Sixers the…

If the refs weren’t consistently god-awful, maybe the players wouldn’t have to berate the refs after every call.

I’m from Atlanta. You’re wrong.

Putting up a banner for being better than the Texans, Titans, and Jaguars is arguably more embarrassing than putting one up for getting to the conference championship game.

Deadspin Writer Calls LeBron a Cocksucker, May Or May Not Regret It Five Years Later

I would not have guessed that a guy whose first and last names are actual English words cannot speak English.

No, but Adrian Peterson’s son is getting black and blue balled.