Horford is not a max player. He gets paid $12 million per year.

The real food mishap here is that you normally eat mayo.

It’s going to take a lot of Musk to get the stink of this off Elon.

Still outrageous how Miami-Dade County fell for Loria hook line and sinker and allowed him to swindle them to the tuna $500 million.

Rembert 1, Greg Howard 0

Jerious Norwood.

Yup.

If he has read Deadspin at all recently, that (noun) is probably “boner.”

Maybe it is ironic that they allowed Maclin to move on because he allegedly wasn’t the right height to play WR in Chip Kelly’s system and yet drafted a WR that has almost identical measurables to Maclin? Full disclosure: I am dumb and don’t know what irony means either.

He paid $250 to watch an Orioles regular season game?

Hawks made the second round three years in a row with Josh Smith.

Whoosh

LeBron took like 3 steps at 1:49 SMH

Hopefully for the Cubs this doesn’t turn out to be subtraction by Addison.

That time when he was the only player in his starting lineup with a higher ORtg than DRtg.

Defensive rating as calculated by basketball-reference.

18th in defense. No NBA champion has finished lower than 11th in defense in at least 30 years.

SMH that’s what I get for skimming the article.

Just think, they could probably knock 8 more minutes off the average just by discounting Friday’s Red Sox-Yankees game.

Considering that by several metrics he may just be the league’s worst defensive big man, he may not be much of an upgrade anyway.