FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler
FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler
FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler

The one thing I remember above all about Philly’s airport is that it probably has fewer outlets/charging stations than any other airport I have ever seen, including foreign airports. People from ten gates were huddled around one pillar that had the only outlet within like 500 feet. It was ridiculous.

I like hip hop. I am curious why Deadspin consistently likes the shittiest hip hop out there. These articles all read like they were written by someone who just discovered the hip hop radio station in their area for the first time.

Because selling crack and punching a girl in the face are the same.

Jim Leyritz’ home run in the 1996 World Series.

The ultimate glory boy death move is the slow speed motorcade, which at least here in Atlanta happens way too often given our already terrible traffic.

Uh... vaccine "debate" aside, you probably need to meet more autistic people, and/or see the schedules of their parents.

As a Braves fan, I laughed until the last couple of paragraphs, and then I started crying.

It's white and gold on a matte screen and blue and black on a glossy screen. #actually

No wonder Madden 2001 gave this guy a 99 rating.

I'm from Atlanta and I don't know anyone who doesn't at least respect, if not love, E-40.

Can't even imagine the hops Jon Noneus must have.

What the Hawks have done this year in building a team without elite talent that appears to be a title contender is something that happens in the NBA once maybe every ten years, and probably not even that often. The vast majority of title contenders get to that point with elite talent. It's fair to want your team to

I don't know that it's the best one of them all, but that Browns helmet with that bad-ass dog is such a huge upgrade over their current helmets that I think it just might turn that team's fortunes around.

Roughly coinciding with the time they traded for an MVP candidate and signed another in free agency.

Nut-tapping should be #1.

How is a third of ESPN's American viewership from New England?

Parity is the reason why anyone outside of New York and LA cares about professional sports.

Seems like a more comprehensible way to decrease randomness is simply to make touchdowns worth less in standard scoring, and/or perhaps adding partial points per completion and reception. Part of what makes fantasy football popular is being able to watch the game and see your players rack up points. Kinda hard to do

The only logical conclusion is for Clay and Murray to drive to Temecula and scrap.