Mythical George Washington approves.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

The Ferengi. All they want to do is be profitable and grow the private sector of the Alpha Quadrant, but Space Obama insists on taxing their profits and blithely ignores the Rules of Acquisition on a routine basis.

Do any of the other smokers here get the routine from non-smokers where they start fake coughing while they walk past you on the sidewalk?

Hm. If only people felt this passionately about clean air across the board. Maybe instead of vehicles that burned fossil fuels would have energy efficient cars, a tax code that doesn't give ridiculous tax breaks to companies that mine natural resources, and public transportation that would be better nation wide.

threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare!

In the musical Wonderful Town there's a song, Ohio, with the following lyric:

Is that a young George Washington? Because I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 god damn dicks.

It really speaks to the growing class divide in this country that so many of us (me included!) can't even imagine how people can afford to have children. And I'm not talking children + expensive summer camps + 5+ bedroom mansion + designer diaper bags. I am a really minimalist, low-maintenance person. Like, I'm an old…

saw this on facebook, love it

Fuck you Ohio. I'm going to be back there on Thursday and there will be MUCH INDIGNANT YELLING. SO MUCH. THE FAMILY REUNION MAY BE AWKWARD BECAUSE OF IT. OH WELL.

1. they're used to making shit up.

This actually makes me sick to my stomach. I live in Columbus, and it seriously makes me want to go scream on the steps of the Capitol Bldg downtown.

The first thing I think of when I read articles like this is Gattaca.

Here's what I don't get: even if you don't give a shit about worker's rights (because having to care about low-income people is cramping my consumerist style!), this is a public health issue. Don't you care that the person making your Nachos Bel Grande might literally have the flu but is at work touching and…

I feel like this pertains to the discussion:

If loving this bro is wrong, I do not want to be right.

My god, that's horrible. When I went to my (now ex, for a reason) doctor at the tender age of NINETEEN for terrible nausea inducing curl-up-in-a-ball-and-cry menstrual cramps, I was told

WHAT?! I just...I can't...OH. my. GOD. To both you and Passwordnotvalid. Holy shitballs. As crazy religious as my parents were, I now realize how thankful I am that the first gyno they took me to (also for bad periods at 15) was incredibly non-judgmental and politely requested to see me without my mom in the room…

W.O.W.