Dog preserve us from doctors who are trying to invade our personal lives as opposed to simply providing medical care. If I want spiritual guidance I will seek it elsewhere. I'm a lawyer and I would never DREAM of talking to my clients about religion or God. I advise them of their options, I do my best to explain to…

OMG I think we saw the same doctor! I was 16 and given one of those Bibles after my first OB-GYN visit. She also told me the "Lord was pleased" that I was still a virgin. I couldn't get dressed and out of there fast enough.

Your choice of a HBC reaction gif with this particular article is inspired to say the least.

"The death of a beautiful woman is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world."—Edgar Allan Poe, "The Philosophy of Composition"

This from one of the founders of Western horror. I love the genre, but it pisses me off to realize that a lot of the female characters are just there to be assaulted and/or die. We…

I read a biography of her written by a dude that included a picture of her dead body. The dude wrote something to the effect of "and now she's not beautiful" and I'm reading this like, "Really? Dude? You are evaluating the fuckability of her dead body? Give it a fucking rest."

Everything happens for a reason! We are just small-minded humans! It is not for us to fathom His plan!

I forgive you. :) I do really, really, really want him to learn a lesson in humility*, but I also don't want to feel guilty when it inevitably happens. So I'm covering my own future ass here!

Wait, Justin Bieber got another pet monkey??

It's the cruel irony of youth that you don't appreciate how thin, pretty, healthy, etc. you actually are at the time.

Carl Sagan says I'm awesome!

It's not even SCRUMPADOOCHOUS

Guys....guys. You can just drink it.

North cannot be shortened to Nori. Nori is one syllable LONGER than North. This family, DIAF. Unnamed sources close to this family, be trampled by a herd of water buffalo.

Because this:

Or about all the women he sleeps with. What do they think is going to happen, we'll all be like, Ooooh, never mind! I was bothered by how idiotic you are, but now that I know you're rocking Bieber hair, logic has ceased to matter! Judge situations you'll never be in a position to experience harder, hottie!

There are people who'd be willing to adopt your baby.

Granted, this quote is about 3-day old blastocysts, but I think it's still relevant to the conversation:

"A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst. There are, for the sake of comparison, more than 100,000 cells in the brain of a fly. The human embryos that are destroyed in stem-cell…

Can we make it a rule that anyone who uses the phrase "personal responsibility" in a conversation about rape loses the right to talk about rape?

I'm a vegetarian, so I feel your pain. I usually keep the glucose tablets in my purse and some almonds/pistachios in my desk at work just in case I underestimate how much food I need to make it through the day. It's weird how what seems fine one day will make me nearly pass out the next day, because reasons?!?

Guys, if you're going to put on makeup, do it right.