Also when they pass out teeny tiny plastic fetuses. Sorry, but when they are at that size they look more like some weird lizard shrimp.

"It's not something we choose to do," he added. "And frankly I would be willing to stop showing the photos if the killings would stop. If it saves one life here at this campus or at The Alamo, then it is worth exposing this, or maybe offending some people's feelings."

Am I the only one who reads "Engagement Chicken" like "Easter Bunny" and imagines a Chicken in a top hat & tails, carrying a blue Tiffany box?

As any science gal would tell you, this bullshit suffers from serious selection bias. If you're in the kind of relationship where you are cooking semi-elaborate meals for your SO, and own the resources to prepare and serve this kind of meal, you are already part of a narrow demographic that is likely about to get…

Don't worry. There's E. Coli all over veggies.

"he had to undergo over 20 pricks"

Oh, god. I remember that. That was disgustingly horrible and terrible. Obviously child pornography is terrible but, yeah, we should not be punishing two consenting, equally matched in age, teens of engaging in that type of activity. It seems like a fairly normal part of curiously exploring their burgeoning sexuality.

Massachusetts! A surprise contender. When I read the headline, I said "God, that sounds like Florida."

I was trying to figure out if it was a little fetus eraser. The more mistakes you have to correct, the more the eraser gets worn down.

Corporations = Persons with all sorts of Constitutional and other rights

This obviously unwanted patron is also wearing a skull cap/do rag. And presumably he is a Cardinals fan so he's also violating the no sports jersey commandment.

UGH. Right? They basically just gave a million dumbfuck misogynists a platform on which to proclaim their hatred for women - again - so that we all can read it. It doesn't really matter what the intention was, from a feminist angle. Women (particularly Emma Watson, in this case) are still the fucking victim.

Do they not realize that what they did was JUST AS BAD as what they're supposedly against? Threatening a woman with a nude photo leak and spewing misogyny is not the best way to protest nude leaks and misogyny, its actually just continuing the problem. What. The. Fuck.

Oh my god...Girls IS Catcher in the Rye! Both center around insufferable, whiny, assholes who I can't stand, yet somehow everyone talks about them like it's the second coming of Jesus and the pinnacle of entertainment. They both blow.

Those glasses have distracted me from 1) his racism 2) his stupidity 3)his, his... I know there was another.

Sometimes I get annoyed and then other times I just think, bless those white girls. I mean what are they going to do come up with their own shit? Be original? *snort laughs*

Rebecca, you need to disappear. Quickly. Your cat is not staring at you out of love. You've been marked for termination.

I had the same issue with the cream cheese. Apparently my red-headed, blue-eyed self, and my Jewish cousins are all very, very black.