I can get behind this, mostly because then the avocados will be used for something OTHER than disappointment in all food items. Avocado fresh can be lovely, but avocado which another human has prepared when they are not going to actually eat it is just the fucking worst.
Avobirdos. Go get em.

Did you see the (supposedly) former manager who replied 20+ times regarding the fliers about how he had seen the videos and was (according to him) allowed access to information and surveillance footage by the current managers of the place, and she obviously wanted the sex? That she walked out of there, and was not…

If they want to continue operating in Texas, they have to get in line with the actual foodservice guidelines. Bexar has been ramping up its inspections, I know, and at the bakery we totally expect to see them come out and check on employee sanitation issues like jewelry and hair. Local Coffee (that's the name of the…

The option they passed on to modify 35 5 years ago, BEFORE SATX and Austin basically became one massive city with some quiet suburbs in between? That? Because it is hell of wheels down here, too. Seriously, more of 35 is closed than is open with lanes shut on both sides, narrowed in the open lanes, and then "random…

You know what is strange about Texas? In Louisiana, the people plastering their tacky little signs on public grounds had to keep them 600 feet away from polling site grounds (as in, the actual edges of the property they were polling at- not the front door), but in Texas, they are literally one on top of the other on…

Take the bus, parking downtown is a fucking nightmare, complete with extortion.

THANK YOU. He is literally forcing something on women, in an effort to coerce them into a sexual health behavior that he wants, and saying he didn't have a choice because it was the right thing to do.
That is the creepiest non-rape situation he could have created here, because it smacks of the exact same ideology.
Jus…

Reasonable heads did prevail. They all huddled together for a moment of tense discussion regarding whether revenue from admission to the Alamo, and possibly also from sales tax along adjacent areas of the Riverwalk, would be harmed by this display. "Verily!" said the cooler amongst them, above the hemming and hawing…

Oh, thanks! I will go do that.

Good lord, can't these people be terrible on their own time?

They sent a second voter card recently, and it has the correct address. I checked in with the ladies at the polling site next to where I work and they said that it depends on who checks me in, but they expect some polling workers to be fairly strict about that. I don't want to be denied my vote after standing in line,…

Bummer :/ I have to go update my driver's license this week, too, which is going to be a royal pain in the ass. My voter registration, my mortgage, my car registration, and my tax assessor documents all say my current address, and it slipped my mind to update my DL. Unfortunately, if it does not match the voter…

By the same interesting districting, I have Lamar Smith. If it is any consolation, I have gone to his office to meet him in person on two occasions to express concerns and disapproval of his platforms and policies. He is actually a nice guy one-on-one, and I felt like he was truly listening to me, even if we can't…

Are you in San Antonio? Because our ballot for judges literally contains people who have been removed for judicial misconduct before. Fuck me sideways, how does one get the audacity to run despite that stain?
Someone asked why I haven't voted yet, since early voting started, and I told the truth: I honestly want to…

He just put the end of a pepper grinder inside a raw bird. The guy may be a culinary genius, but my eyes my be permanently cocked to the side now.
I am a pastry chef at a small gluten free bakery. We make pies, but we also sell pressed shells for people to make their own recipes in if they want. We had to put a giant…

"Marry me juice." I concur, this is definitely bukake.
Also, prick each lemon twenty times each? Fuck that. Cut the damned lemons in half and shove them in the chicken with a couple of garlic cloves, put some fresh rosemary under the skin, pat the bird dry, rub it down with oil, salt and pepper the bird, then lightly…

Don't you want to go on a cruise with a captain who is drowning in his uniform? You don't even have to wait for water.
Titanic Cruises: Dreams Do Come True

To be fair, so is 50 Shades of Grey, and her shows boast the exact same target demographics as that explosion of shit on a page. I'd like to think high school taught us already that success is not necessarily an attribute that follows talent. It generally follows pandering to the largest common denominator.
I am glad…

THANK YOU. I came here to see if I was the only one who read that, stopped for a moment, and then re-read it before continuing.

Institutional power would require two things.
1: Whites to actually NOT be the majority. We would need to have a majority that is not white. Lumping every single other person, including mixed-race children who will be raised in white-culture households, is not a "majority". The majority is the largest group, not…