Mule Team Borax. No crusty towels.

I am almost certain that it is. Our current trend towards shaming anyone of any age who shows sexuality on any level is not really helping us create a safer environment. I cannot fathom a way that labeling teens as sex offenders for a benign act like sharing photos in a mutually-acceptable manner is going to help us…

Someone tell Harry Styles that Columbus Day isn't for another week.

There have been a lot of cases lately where teens have been arrested for taking and sending photos of themselves to their paramours (also teens) for creating and distributing child pornography. It's a vile misuse of the law, but it has happened enough to actually gain coverage on Jez several times. (One article I…

Towels. They are washable and can be found in every home. I am fine with the mouth, but dealing with messiness between the thighs is not my thing at all. Towels have worked for us for four years now.
Kleenex or toilet paper disintegrates when trying to wipe up anything that is wet but viscous, and paper towels are the…

These laws are always passed under a cacophony of people screaming from the rooftops that they are highly unconstitutional. It isn't legal, and the people behind the law know that. In the time between its passage and the inevitable injunction, though, they will have made shit harder for at least one woman. That is…

This apparently came from the use of yams, or air potatoes, in a tea or other ingested preparation, as a form of contraceptive used by native peoples in the Americas. At some point, it got twisted into inserting a potato into the vagina to prevent or terminate a pregnancy. It is done in the film "The Milk of Sorrows"…

Yeah. He actually does not make a single facial expression that I can see before 4 minutes into the video. My throat-punch moment: "it has longer sentences and, like, metaphors and similes and stuff." You are a fucking writer. Holy fuck. "Like, metaphors and similes and stuff" is your fucking job. He is terrible at…

Lin was invited to live with them, by E.R.'s mother, after E.R. came home from the 28-year-old man's house she had run away to in Philadelphia. (Read that part of the linked story, and you may wonder if the parents aren't creepier than Lin.) Police picked E.R. up from that man's house after the mom reported a runaway…

Has anyone checked her face against the golden triangle? Just wondering, because her face is really astoundingly beautiful. I am pretty sure we can all drop out of the face perfection competition now, because hers is it.

Here's the thing, though: Whether they only get pissed at people who do not have endoscopies and biopsies and a quarter of a million dollars in excuses medical debts is irrelevant, mostly because there is absolutely no acceptable way for them to determine who those people are. It turns out that 1 person in 133 in…

Technically, you are supposed to report this kind of behavior to the Labor Board of your state, but they will all ask you to prove intent, and will ask the business for a written version of events. That manager will then make damned sure that they have a history of poor behavior on your part, and they are rarely asked…

Hayyyy,

If the milk is already in a cup, the time has passed for requesting a cuppy color change. Ditto with outfits. You picked a different one ten minutes ago and now we are ready to walk out to the car? You're wearing what you have on.
It's not to show them up, it is to help them learn to weigh options and also a teensy…

Executive producer Di Novi calls these comments "way exaggerated", - See more at: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/katherine…

Not to mention the cart is equivalent to a wire crate without a plastic liner on the bottom- something that any animal owner is aware may cause injury to the feet. Is the dog staying there long enough to cause lacerations/ulceration to their feet? Probably not; that does not negate the fact that we are expressly…

I have a problem with the way the industry treats women like Heigl because when they talk, their excuses fall flat. All I hear is this: A person came to us with talent, but demanded to be treated with the respect and courtesy offered to a professional. Unfortunately, we do not credit their work as "professional"…

I am going to guess Gordon Ramsay?

The two outer outfits look like shit. The only thing making them less than nauseating is the model. Maybe they should try designing for a curvy body instead of upsizing some Forever21 tween outfits and playing compliments over a loudspeaker at the people trying it on. "Damn, that looks great!" does not make it so. If…

Hi there, I was a pre-med student who left because I was being taught more Cover Your Ass law classes than actual medically relevant science. I aced A&P, and worked for several years as a medical administrator at a home health/hospice.