Somewhat off-topic: Have you seen the new dolls being created for Downs Syndrome children? They were designed with the help of a Occupational Therapist and will come in several skin tones and both sexes, so that even kids with Down Syndrome can have a doll that looks like them (and also teaches them daily living…

The Lady and I prefer "Rubenesque", and while personal lubricant is a substance, we do not feel that we have reached a level of use which could be seen as abusing it at this time.

I loath work parties that are not all-employee celebrations (i.e. 5 years in business, Grand Opening, Significant Accomplishment X, Everyone Gets A Raise Because Financial Reports Rocked Day) I have Celiac disease. I have always asked that everyone just ignore my birthday, or simply say hello that morning. OH, NO NO…

What on Earth are your friends doing buying each other lingerie? That is so hideously tacky. Then again, my social circle generally brings things like bottles of wine and girly/only the bride's tastes home decor to these parties, and then goes out for a round of drinks from which everyone emerges fully dressed.

"Because her egg-making device was rusty and old."

Hi, also a Celiac here. Just wondering if you are eating super bitter grains and "you are what you eat", or if something else is wrong. Did someone piss wheat into your Glutino Berry Flakes? What happened?

Hello, from New Orleans! (Hey, you spelled it wrong at one point in the article. Time for "Spot The Typo"?)

Meh. I am both a large-breasted woman and bisexual. My beautiful girlfriend is curvy in general, including her breasts. My last relationship with a woman involved much the same body type. I am fairly certain, though, that this is more related to my inability to listen to someone I spend a great deal of personal time…

Two hours? I was in labor for 25 hours. Not including "pre-labor"- I was in actual labor for 25 miserable hours. Doing a two-hour labor trial run is like walking a mile and saying they feel really bad for people who run triathlons because that was hard.

Remember, this was *before* Pinterest. Ogling was not as common.

Ugh.

Oh, I love her. But if a passing caravan of surgeons passes by, I will trade them delicious baked goods and the cost of a house for a scar revision and mini tuck, and maybe some laser resurfacing under my eyes.

New mom here. Total. Fucking. Train Wreck.

For a normal person, that may be so. I am suffering through postpartum depression. I was recently sent to the ER by my doctor to be sure that I was not actively suicidal. I am on some serious medication now. Many people in my life do not know this. If one of them- particularly one I cared about- said that I should go…

Hi there, another trio here. You have two real-life examples. It works when you work on it, just like any other relationship.

Really, the patient should be routinely charged for every missed appointment. How many other women were sent to the ER instead of seeing the doctor because she had a scheduled appointment when they had an urgent problem? How many other women could have had appointments when this one decided not to show up? Who had to…

Husband is a programmer. He is also not in any way homophobic. "fag" comes up in his code quite a bit, depending on what he is working on. I can't tell you what the function is (I am tech dumb), but it is legitimate coding when he is working, not some junior high joking. If you search "fag", I am sure you get a ton of…

If you use egg replacer, make a thinner version of it and wash it over the edges before you connect them.

Six minute sex that only burns 21 calories? I will pass on that.

I think I am working on Lundi Gras... which might be nice. I am a pastry chef, so I will be done by 10 anyways.