I am moving from NOLA to San Antonio. I like it there from what I have seen. Houston is big and flourishing because petri dishes always grow more funk. That is just what they do.

Hello from Louisiana! (Admittedly in NOLA, but I am from the northern part) We are SHIT at paperwork. Like really, truly awful. We are against the government telling us to do anything (like clean our damn yards and keep our kids inside at night) ever, at all, even a little. We hate laws that are airtight. We like…

Nah. If we give them cookies, their mouth will be occupied and they will have to stop spouting this nonsense for at least a minute or two.

Yes. Roundly insulting all people everywhere, in an attempt to justify not allowing gay marriage.

I am more likely to be grossed out by the face touching than if they actually fixed a wedgie and did not wash. E-coli is less prevalent and much less serious than staph, which looooooves skin, especially skin with extra moisture goop all over it.

It does happen.

Being bisexual, I can say that guys have a tendency to think that we are more sexually promiscuous than our straight lady counterparts. In a guy who is prone to date-rape, that translates to "She is greedy anyways, so it will not matter. She really wants it." I have been outright told that bisexual women are just…

Interestingly, my screen looks almost exactly like this. Apparently you do not jailbreak a phone with a rock? Terrible misnomer.

Well, Microsoft is well known for grubby behavior. So they have got to go. You mentioned Sony. The creators of Wii games make infantile games and are also only making those titles so that their bland product appeals to as many people as possible to get the maximum dollar out of their work.

Two ways to a nurse's heart:

I spent five years with Mr. Settling. Dear god, if I could have that time back and do anything else with it. I can assure you that lonely beats snuggling up to disappointment.

I am throwing a party in celebration of my relationship with my family and his, a=our cultures, and the uniting of all of this. How is that tacky?

Oh, he is not tolerated so much as used as the prime example of the freedom of speech being alive and well.

Oh, according to Yahoo walking out of my front door should invariably lead to death by violent crime.

OR

With every child in America being subjected to the almost daily watershed of news and rhetoric on guns, violence, mental health, and the Sandy Hook shooting in particular, how can the be surprised this happened? We actively encourage kids to play and act out their feelings because that is how they digest information.…

My upcoming wedding is a celebration of us, but I am not trying to make it all about us. I am trying to include everyone who has been important in our lives, including those no longer with us. It is a wedding centered around the Day of the Dead, because it encompasses both my husband's Mexican culture and the thought…

But you could have three matching blenders, eight not even close to matching hand towels, and four dozen thank you notes to write to say that you are worthy!

Someone should probably break the news gently to Millie Kerr that engaged couples have to initiate their celebration themselves, too. I got engaged, and lo, no gay wedding planner graced my doorstep with geese and confetti. I am planning this all out myself. If I were not, I would probably be spending more (boo!) and…

Sorry, Alone-ers, I am totes one person not helping that cause because if there is one day of the year my hubby and I actually team up and watch porn, that is it. I mean, it happens random other times, but that day has been pretty steadfast.