Some of us DID take it seriously. Some of us practically screamed bloody blue murder and the rest of you patted us patronizingly on the head and told us to hush - we were overreacting.

Trying to diagnose head trauma in Eli Manning is a losing battle.

Can’t get a concussion when you don’t have a brain. Eli’s playing the long game here.

This was always going to be a shitty week given that DACA was rescinded. But as a Pats fan who lives on St Thomas, and who hasn’t heard from anyone in 24 hours, has no idea if his office or home are still standing, and has no idea when he can go home, this is pretty much the only thing in my life that I’m going to…

Color me unsurprised that George R.R. Martin roots for the Giants, the Jets AND the Packers.

One of the worst parts about living in WI are the mouth-breathing Packers fans who look for any reason whatsoever to fellate the Watt family as if they are Wisconsin’s first fucking family or something. They swear that if only the packers could find a way to get the two Watt’s on the roster they will never lose again.…

“This is fine.”

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

Right. It flew. Now I’m just waiting for the really good ones to come. Like the Jets, The Washington Football Team, the Falcons (you know Drew is going to rip them a new one like nobody else, except maybe Brady) and of course the Pats.

It’s training camp time, get your zubaz!

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Didn’t need any text for this one. Figured you’d just write the headline and lorem ipsum the rest since nobody would read it.

As always, any transaction that involves the Knicks is a loss for both sides.

45? That you ...?

He wouldn’t throw out the first baseball at the Nationals’ game, either, despite how much he bragged about his former prowess

“When Canada sends its people, they’re not sending their best.” “They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people like Tom Wilson, and Cody McLeod. They’re bringing cheapshots. They’re bringing fights. They’re goons. And some, I assume, are good people.”

I miss the good old days. Tonya Harding would have hammered these ladies.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.