This is the wrongest wrong of all the wrongs.

The fate of trillions of beings depends on whether they purchased the Standard or Professional edition of Microsoft Project.

“We are family here at Alabama. I’m the father, you see, overseeing all my boys out there toiling in the football fields, picking footballs off the ground and out of the air. You gotta teach them tough love, and know when to whip them into shape. Now, Maurice Smith...**chuckles** we gave him the nickname Toby...but he…

“Ho boy, if this doesn’t pan out, I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Library won’t let me use their computers anymore on a counta me tryin to sleep on the couches”

Tomsula loaded up his phone with extra minutes today so he could read and laugh at this.

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?

Who told you about my doll collection and what is your current address and sleeping schedule?

Sorry for your karmic comeuppance +1

I’m more disgusted by the blue Mike & Ikes. Is this guy a serial killer? There’s no other excuse for that. Get the red box or the green box, man. That blue one is just there so the NSA can add you to a database when you scan it at checkout.

Being a Lions fan is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. Thank god I’m a Maple Leafs fan, too.

This may be a top 15 gif, all-time. Very strong.

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

Always relevant

I have robots who walk my eggs for me :|

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.

Drugs, man.

Absolutely. But what goes on between a fan and his own team in the privacy of his own home is nobody’s business.

·Frankly, fuck my team too.