May he ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

Bob has been the Chairman of Mylan N.V. for 1 year, and already made $136,804,615 so far, or roughly 2,800 times as much as an average Senior Chemist at his company. Great job, Bob. Keep fucking that chicken.

But Trump and his family outsourcing jobs to China to make their cheap products to sell here is the most American thing you can do! Just ask Walmart.

it’s almost like victorian times sucked and people should stop romanticizing it

HEY WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST RESPONDERS AND FIRE FIGHTERS AND TROOPS HUH LEBABY????/

Thank you, I was trying to figure out the appropriate Curt Schilling joke to make here.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

New federal regs actively encouraging rolling coal in 3, 2, ....

Here’s another great Moore story, courtesy of Bono, of all people, and excerpted from a 2009 Rolling Stone interview. Money quote: “...looking like Jay-Z’s mechanic...”

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

Bass? Dropped.

Let’s get this straight though, he wasn’t hiding in the curtains he was among the curtains.

Death must have felt bad for taking Chris Cornell so he took Ailes as an apology to us.

As a teen of the 90s, this is a good reminder that I am old. oldoldoldold old.

I’ve had a crush on Chris Cornell since I was 12.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

There was this one time when our car salesman turned out to be a murderer.