OK. One privileged woman was ‘allowed’ to do a normal activity.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

It is maybe petty, maybe not depending on who you ask. Under no circumstances will I date a Republican.

Not only romantic relationships, all relationships die on the spot if someone acts like something super simple is hard, or don’t know basic life skills. If you can’t for instance sew buttons and think that’s endearing, you’re dead to me. And I will probably make a scene if you claim changing a duvet cover is hard

While a good episode, there was a lot to unpack here:

Or maybe we all need to look at Missy Elliot, 10 years ago, and STFU.

holy cow does this look good. Chills man. Also it almost brought tears to my eyes just thinking about the real tears I will likely get watching this. 

Hi, are you me?

Honestly, it kind of does. None of this is appealing to me and I hope I don’t turn into this if I become a mom. 

Sounds like you have some things you need to work out? People have different experiences, and she doesn’t sound like she’s bragging about hers. Hell, maybe her pre-baby body already looked like the ones these gals are complaining about. 

I am a mom and I find this obnoxious and insufferable.

I am a mom, and it is obnoxious.

I am a mom and it’s really fucking obnoxious. It’s all just an extension of high school and trying to one up each other at how cool they are. 

General modern mommy culture is very obnoxious. These women are successful because they’re good at lampooning it.

But she’s really not though. Much like Phyllis Schlafly, if she were really the wife she claimed to be, she’d be at home 24/7 with no job and no other reason to live than her husband, kids, and religion while obeying his every command.

Packwaukee, Oconomowoc , Wauwatosa and Waukesha - messed up

So much so that I’ve often wondered to myself if those Title programs haven’t outlived their usefulness.

I still think his inner asshole shines through with his “Hey parents, I’ll put you on TV if you act like a jerk to your kids and make them cry” schtick. They parents are willingly putting themselves out there but every time I see those I feel bad for the little kids. 

This is such bullshit. The girls in Kid Electron’s school use their JoJo bows as a means of exclusion. You don’t have a JoJo bow? You can’t sit with us. You have a JoJo bow? Well, it came from Target and not from Claire’s, so you can’t sit with us. Oh, you have a Claire’s JoJo bow? Well, it’s the wrong shade of clown…

Yep, I never ventured into hate crimes and sexually harassing people, but that’s a pretty low bar to clear. More of a vandalism and petty theft type of shitty teen.