I see Betsy DeVos curriculum is making the rounds.  

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

The good thing with an Alfa is that you won’t have to endure it for 290K miles.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

Well, now more dads are pulling their weight as far as shuffling the kids around goes too.

Heheh... well, any KC native will tell you “burning heretics at the stake” ain’t barbecue, it’s grillin’, which is completely different. You grill a couple steaks, burgers, and or dogs on a nice afternoon. You get up early to barbecue your dinner.

As a KC native, when you said “heretic barbecue,” I assumed you were from North Carolina and about to preach the Gospel of Vinegar.

Literally every time Top Gear gets mentioned, you show up and vomit your nonsense; every single time and it’s always the same bollocks.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Khaleej times? More like Khajiit times.

To be fair, it seems like half the people on I-35 have never been in a car before, and are still trying to figure out what the lines on the ground mean.

That’s awesome! First person to win a Grand Slam while pregnant! GOAT. Take that, Roger.

I’m sorry, but I’ve been hearing “but THIS is going to take him down” every week for the past year so I’m a bit skeptical.

so THATS what his character is so tortured about? wow. really glad I didn’t see this. if I want to sob about kids dying ill watch the fucking news.

it is! I do most of my volunteer work as Starfire from Teen Titans but Jasmine is my fave

I’m still a huge princess girl and I run my own small business and volunteer with children. They’ve always been a source of stregnth for me and a lot of the kids I interact with

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

I’m a 46 year old with a subscription to Teen Vogue and I make no apologies.

I, a 32 year old, recently subscribed to Teen Vogue because of the articles I’ve been seeing them publish over the last year+. It was only $5!

Living in Seattle - a target rich First Strike environment - my plan is find somewhere with a good view, smoke a fuckton of weed and enjoy the fireworks.