She claims to know the mind of god, which is a sin in itself.

I run open mics in the DC / MD area - near enough to Goddard that one day I had a group of NASA guys come in with their homemade theremins and an old DAT recorder and treat me to one of the weirder space jam ambient noise breakdowns I’ve ever encountered.

That sounds like a really fun profession - I used to advise my Dad and purchase some of his clothes. I definitely have a knack for fashion. I’ve often toyed with going the personal shopper route before.

I have a brother-in-law who styles men for a living. Quite a few of his regular clients are dowdy white business men. In the last year he said everyone of them have confessed a terror of looking as unprofessional as Cheetolini. One guy threw out his entire wardrobe of slacks because he realized they gave him…

“Why can’t women park cars?”

He’s not. He’s a political hack with the most punchable face in Washington.

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson was ever a thing

There’s nothing better than being an educated woman and being mansplained to because you dare to have more than one interest (fashion, politics)! Can’t possibly be both, I guess! And the kicker? If a woman looks terrible, they’ll tell her to brush up on her fashion. Fuck these men.

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson is still a thing.

I read it because I wanted a deeper insight into the issue.

The interview with the woman who had the abortion was one of the best things I read all year - on any site - and I’m so glad it reached that many people.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Literally no one likes a scramble band other than the kids in it, the lechy advisors who want to screw the nerdy girls in the scramble band, and alums of said scramble band. You aren’t America’s comedy geniuses with an added side of musicality. Also, the university literally owes you nothing (paid travel to away…

3. To put on some half assed halftime skit that only the band members themselves find funny, while most people in the crowd are getting food, taking a piss or using their smartphones.

When the said they were boycotting their own team in order to “make Minnesota football great again,” (again? wtf?) they were making a political statement and saying that they didn’t care what happened; they wanted their teammates on the team no matter what sexual abuse they may have engaged in.

Sorry, I strongly disagree. I love my Pebble Time. It’s simple, it’s easy, and it lasts for fucking ever on a charge. It does exactly what I want it to do (push notifications) and it was cheap to buy.

I’m still fucking pissed at Pebble for not releasing the Time 2. That was the holy grail of watches for me.

hooooooolyyyyyyy shit.

Daniel Craig’s cameo was absolutely epic in TFA.

I think I understand. Since I got my Tacoma, I feel much cooler than I actually am. I bump into curbs with impunity. I drive slower sometimes because what’s the hurry. And then I drive too fast sometimes because I want to hit a bump going faster just because I can.

I see someone’s been hitting the Red Pill subreddit hard! Always nice when you can blame women for men’s problems, isn’t it?