“You should feel good about yourself! But not too good. Feel a little bad about yourself, too, or the boys won’t like you and the girls will think you’re a bitch.”

lol @ “can we have TOO MUCH confidence” already undercutting, undermining them, sowing doubt. get used to it while you’re young girls!!

Oh. Girl. Godspeed with this one.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

American Ninja Warrior, a sort of modern and souped-up version of American Gladiators

Can you assholes shut up? I’m trying to play Candy Crush.

Incidentally, in the state of New York you have to sign a paper promising you won’t shake your baby before you leave the hospital. It’s good, because it’s part of a larger program to educate parents that shaking a baby can be harmful or deadly, and simple advice to help parents calm themselves down to keep them and…

Looks like he was just... flying by the SEAT of his pants.

A really hot Sasquatch is worth a Gulf Livery 917

South Dakota State is the Jackrabbits. The Jayhawk is the mascot of the University of Kansas, which is the in-state rival of Kansas State (K-State). So it was even more lame than immediately apparent, because the K State band was mocking a school that wasn’t even present to be mocked.

#NineLivesMatter I will see myself out now.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

dont bodyshame the bread

With what these guys did, we (France) should have sent some damned Rafales to pick up their mamas. And I hope we give them french perks like free healthcare for ever, a personal croissant chef, and daily views of women in cute skirts riding bicycles on cobbled streets.

I do have a daughter and I’m planning on unleashing her unto the world as the fiery ball of confident, intelligent, wiley, feminist fury that she is. I’d rather her break some hearts and make some enemies than hide her light under a bushel basket.

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It’s not funny. It celebrates and perpetuates rape culture, and as a survivor of such a thing, I can tell you that it’s not funny. To me, these are fear-inducing, even now at age 39 and years of therapy to work on these issues. I still carry with me a fear of being raped and assaulted again, and if I had a daughter (i…

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.