So, just to be clear here - Allen West thinks that a Christian shouldn’t have to make a cake for a gay wedding, but that a Muslim person should absolutely be required to serve him alcohol? Ah, I see the standard of hypocrisy is low these days.

KOSHER DILL PICKLES!! CHRISTIAN OPPRESSION IS EVERYWHERE!!!

Busts a nut, and goes right back to jacking.

The Bjorn Ultimatum

Divorce is a sin. Wives are just women.

WHAT... THE FUCK... IS THAT

- Margaret Atwood

Private Pyle?

Never forget.

Next question

I believe the quote we’re looking for here is Matthew 7:3.

When I waitressed, the Sunday after-church crowd was the worst.

Why is Adam Sandler.

You probably just need some essential oils. Essential oils cured my scoliosis.

I was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, and I’ve lost count of how many people have told me to go gluten free. If that fucking worked, no one would have RA!!

As I said elsewhere, it’s a pretty clever PR move. If the festival had kept going, it would have just kept accumulating badwill for its bald-faced transphobia, even if they had thrown out the trans-exclusionary rule. But now they can claim victimhood that the evil trans women forced their poor innocent festival into…

There were times when nature called during one of many 45-minute feedings with a newborn, so I had to do what I had to do, and she had to come with me. I had a sling, which made things easier.

Yes, it is that relentless. Though decidedly less glamorous than even this unglamorous insta pic makes it look. It’s also awesome if you’re at a place in your life where you can mentally/emotionally/physically/financially handle it, which rarely ever happens all at once to anyone who’s not rich or famous, so, maybe…

Yeah, the breastfeeding doesn’t really enter into it for me. THIS WOMAN POSTED A PICTURE OF HERSELF ON THE TOILET. I don’t know. I sort of feel like I have to go yell at those kids on my drought resistant plants but then I’m also like, no, THAT WOMAN POSTED A PICTURE OF HERSELF ON THE TOILET. I just don’t know. My…

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