With your high school tassel hanging from the rear view mirror and whatever the most popular song from senior year was, cranked to 11.

Looking just like Kourtney right now. Except that I'm pumping while wearing grey Old Navy yoga pants. While watching Game of Thrones.

That’s hilarious. No I’m not in the commercial! I was the effects supervisor. It never occurred to me my post could be interpreted as to say I was an actor. Lord help you if you ever saw my ugly mug on TV. My brain damage was caused by other things and I’ll thank you to leaver her out of it! As far as the brake pedal…

I’m utterly shocked (shocked, I tell you) that this is happening. a woman can’t say anything about anything without the Hate Machine firing up.

Part of me is guessing that this is a fake question sent into “ask Amy.” Or this women has a kevlar vagina.

HURR DURR ANNA MERLAN HANDED ME MY ASS A WHILE AGO AND IM STILL SAD HURR DURR APOLOGIZE. IM not a pathetic man baby without half the talent, experience, and credentials of Anna Merlan at allllllll.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

If that team is Team Do Whatever Works for You, then good!

Anyone who can stand hearing their kid cry for any extended period of time is made of much sterner stuff than me.

Babies are really basic though. They don’t do manipulation until they are much older. They don’t have a sense of you as a separate person to manipulate until they are 9 months or more (which is when separation anxiety kicks in, and they realise you leave sometimes). They just want milk/reassurance/to get back to sleep…

What takes real guts it to do what works for you, your baby, and your family, while politely ignoring the inevitable criticism, because no matter what you choose, someone will tell you that you are doing it wrong.

And Ranch dressing. But off-brand, you leeches! OFF! BRAND!

Please tell me it's next to Big Gay Pizza.

Pretty upset I'm going to be forced to go to gay re-education camp, but, what are you gonna do.

omg what is Big Gay Ice Cream and why can't I have it now

"who believes — literally — that America is controlled by a vast, shadowy cabal of glittery and terrifying homosexuals. "

All that glorious warmth coming off the engine. The supportive bolster of that duck tail. Cat beds don't come any better.

pussy magnet confirmed

I empathize strongly with the childless by choice, because I've been so badly treated for having an only. Among the comments I used to receive when our kid was younger:

Um, so, I want that NASA Crew scoopneck tshirt for myself.