Well, I walked to and from school every day starting when I was six, so resplendent.mom is clearly a hardened criminal.

Sad buzzkill: while these pictures are adorbs and I applaud this guy on every possible level, the fact that this all looks silly to us really underscores how infantilizing pictures of women typically are, including in pregnancy photoshoots. What looks "sexy" and "cute" on a woman looks ridiculous on a man, because our…

I refused to take part in this bullshit when I was preg with my daughter, even though my mother, mother-in-law, aunts, etc. were all desperate to talk me into it. It wasn't even necessarily the overt and disgusting preciousness of it so much as it was just patently ridiculous.

A friend of mine opted for a VBAC. TMI Alert: Her tearing was so severe that it nearly ruptured her anus. I won't go into how difficult her recovery was but it involved a urologist.

That women should have a little respect for her Doctor, Her vaginal birth has a good chance of interfering with his golf game. Pregnant women are so selfish, they act like giving birth is all about them and their babies.

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

The punishment doled out to Ray Rice is only slightly more outrageous than the fact that the god-damned NFL has me agreeing with Keith Olberman. Keith. Olberman. Agreeing. Me. Keith. NFL. Damnit. God. Damnit.

I'm sorry, but Ballsacagewa cracked me up.

Don't feel bad, Kim. Based on the state of my back, Kanye has been controlling /neglecting me, too.

WHAT IS ELBOW FAT EVEN

He's a very important person. He sells monogrammed coffee thermoses.

I can't get myself to watch the clip, but just from reading the description, I think I get all that I need.

I know I've said it on here before, but I'll say it again: I have endometriosis (like it even matters). If my boss dared to tell me he was pulling coverage of my Orthocyclen, I'd take a sudden, gruesomely painful, explosive shit while staring him right in the eye and then faint in his favorite chair. Which is what…

Commonly asked questions, and answers from those of us with bifid uvulas:

Ungrateful bastard.

I hate to be that person, and trust me her accomplishment is absolutely amazing and worth celebrating, but she didn't complete the course. She completed the second stage of the course in the semi-finals after being one of only three women (I think) to complete the first stage. Total victory and "completing" the…

He's okay but I'm team Kai Ryssdal. Dreamboat.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

I get her point in that the parent shouldn't be afraid of their child's tantrum and give in. I get that she is speaking out against the parent creating more work for themselves (now there are 2 sippy cups to wash).

Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!