My once non-existent white butt is now a strong independent "and that's the night the lights went out in Georgia" Julia Sugarbaker-type because of leg day. It can do whatever it wants thanks to barbell squats, weighted lunges and deadlifts. This lunatic nonsense makes my butt as angry as racist Atlanta society types…

...assume a cow is a sphere...

My takeaway from this is not "You can't have it all," (although obvs) but women continue to be destructive gatekeepers of the patriarchy. Her mom was horrible to her. I can't tell exactly what she thought the point of the family anecdote was, but what it said to me was that her mother was undermining her at home,…

When I was a barista I gave free refills to parents with infants all the time, especially the ones who were dragging their asses in at 6:30 on Saturday morning. (And, yes, my manager was aware of this and approved it. We were encouraged to give out freebies.)

I run a kids shoe store, so we have people who breastfeed on a regular basis. I've never had a complaint from another customer, but once from one of my sales associates. He refused to serve her until she finished. I told him to clock out and go home, and wrote him up for failing to perform.

If the Boobpocalypse happened, I would get a lawn chair, bag of Cheetos and watch that shit go DOWN.

Woohoo SBUX! I will go buy myself a cup of coffee in solidarity.
In all seriousness, I was raised in a ridiculously religious home where we were taught that you should never ever expose shoulders, let alone breasts. It took a long time for me to get over my body issues and accept myself as a human and extend that same…

HOW DARE YOU FEED YOUR CHILD IN MY AUGUST PRESENCE?!?!?!

Deadspin Basic

[raises hand] can we make some for other GM blogs?

Jezebel Basic

Guy's Snuffed Camel-boro Dippers

You know Sandra Lee is working on a semi-homemade culturally offensive version, made out of frozen store-bought cheesecake, cake frosting, corn nuts, a menorah, matzo mix, gummy bears and a quart of vodka.

On the other hand, PMS does happen. I'm looking twice, I'll admit it.

More like "good thing they put down the plastic liner to protect the driver seat from the shit stains that inevitably drove it."

Yeah, but were they solid? #NotAllBMs

I'm vegan, I love it. Assholes like this make us all look bad.

JESSICA JUST BE EXACTLY PERFECT AT ALL FUCKING TIMES JESUS DO YOU NEED US TO DRAW A FUCKING MAP THIS ISNT ROCKET SCIENCE

I fucking want a Cinnabon so bad now. *goes to fetch pistol*

This hits really close to home for me. I am 18 weeks pregnant and have always been strongly pro-choice. When I first saw my baby squirming around on an ultrasound at 12 weeks, I wondered whether my personal views on abortion were changing, i.e. whether abortion would be off-limits for me, personally, in the future; I…