@FurrierAndIves: I'll sit at your table. Bad Santa is my favorite Christmas movie. Watched it this morning, in fact.

@tobasquo: Considering the number of products J&J has had to recall in the past six months, my conspiracy hackles are definitely raised by this story.

It looks like she forgot to put on the rest of her marching band uniform.

@brotherjo: Not only that, but the cakehole is stuffed with marshmallows...which aren't kosher.

@fridaycat.: That quote isn't entirely fair. From TFA:

@missbananafish: Remembering the good times has been so important for me. The day before we had Tron (yes, after the movie) put to sleep I saw the Dr. Seuss quote "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." I of course burst into tears upon reading it, but it's meant a lot to me since he's been gone.

@elvis_is_everywhere: I'm so sorry. We had to put one of our kitties down three weeks ago and I'm still pretty sad about it. Treat yourself gently.

@Nic715: A friend of mine had one of those! She named it Meatwad. She actually lost the ovary it grew on, but the remaining ovary has given her two cute babies so I think everything's okay now.

Some relatives of mine used the 3D sono pic on the cover of their baby shower invite. It really didn't give off the cute/festive vibe.

@miraquepurty: I'm one of "those people" too. I moved 30 miles from the (stifling, teensy) town where I grew up for college. Graduated, got a job, and am still in the same college town. I love it here.

@quietgrrrl: I have a pair of the Earth Exer-Flips that I ADORE because of the neutral heel and good arch support. If my legs are sore from running/lifting/softball/whatever they are my go-to shoes. [vip.zappos.com]

@cassiemajestic: Play It Again Sports if you have one in your area. Almost my entire DB collection (1s through 25s) came from there. Wal-mart has cheap iron hex DBs as well.

@sarahchirp: Nah, they're the Nike Air Max Trainer One [www.zappos.com]

@S.R.: I was at a party in a nightclub in Vegas over the weekend*, and as soon as I heard Tik Tok come on I busted my ass to get to the dance floor. Not gonna lie.

@EBone: There is no QoS for text messages. They are instantaneous until the network is under load and then they...might not be. They might be delayed or not go through at all, and the phone company is under no obligation to ensure their delivery.

@jody-diperna: A guy I went to high school with is a coach for KC Tribe. It's not my thing but I'm so glad there are women out there playing their butts off, and I'm proud to know someone that's involved with it.

There is a lot more to the article than this quote...it's a worthwhile read. He does do some more generalizing, but given the state of video games at the time he's not that off-base.

@femme-bot: Are you kitty-snarking?

@BelleBreezing: You have it exactly backwards. (The flu vaccine is for viruses, but it's more of a shot in the dark.)

Oh god, I am so petty, because I want to post this on Facebook without comment. My best friend in high school was incredibly toxic. She kept me around because she viewed herself as prettier and smarter than me. In the fall of our senior year she got dumped by her boyfriend and I started dating someone shortly…