YES!!! That is almost verbatim the Siskel and Ebert review I remember from when it came out. They were basically like "Ignore all this insanity about the hot and steamy sex. The sex is not sexy. The plot is horrible. Don't be fooled by this marketing; the movie is godawful." The entire reason the movie made money was…

Ha! I will have to try this alternative when reading Green Eggs and Ham to my son!

These women are the real deal. They are bad ass. A lot of people would have caved under this ordeal but they stuck to their ideals, good for them. Great role models.

Hunger strikes are no joke, and Putin's just the kind of asshole to pull a Thatcher and refuse to blink.

I am also extremely fond of both! And of course the interrobang!

That isn't true at all. Perhaps you don't trust your own semicolon skills enough to use them in a way that doesn't come off as insecure?

Stop! Grammar time:

I adore Kurt Vonnegut with all my heart, but...UGH. I cringe whenever I see or hear that quote. Just...NO.

Yeah, no. Semicolons are great. I have to restrain myself from using more than one per paragraph in a lot of things I write. In the course of writing my thesis, peer reviewers would constantly edit them out and replace with a period, but they are not interchangeable. If they are, then you're not using semicolons to…

But semi-colons are one of my favorite punctuations (right after parentheses).

I do not like them with panty liner

Speaking of typos, it's The Militant Baker, and not Thee Militant Baker!

uncomfy insert

Ok, except the best thing that could ever happen to fat/attractive people is being publicly separated/excluded from clothing worn by 'angry, closeted lacrosse players' from the 90s, which was the last time anyone really wore Abercrombie.

Batter my body, three-tampon-an-hour period; for you

Disagree. Dating a classmate is not creepy. Try again.

Eh. Freshmen and Seniors date all the time.

On top of that, they played on the same team and attended the same classes. How can you put kids in school together, have them socialize together, and not expect them to want to date one another?

I get the outrage... The law is stupid, and age doesn't necessarily reflect mental development. I'm by no means MRA but there have been thousands of young men who've had their lives ruined by this law and the outrage generally has been more to the tune of "well he's creepy and should date someone his age". The same…

18 y/o man and 15 y/o girl doesn't creep me out. Where I'm from that's legal.